I swear it.
She tried to get me killed today.
Here’s the situation.
Date: 18, April, 2013 Time: 1815 hours Location: Grocery store parking lot. Incident: While putting children into vehicle in preparation for our departure, 3 male subjects approached our vehicle. One subject turned his attention to Haley, who noted the attention and responded with a quick "What are you looking at?!", then turned to me and reiterated, "That guy was looking at me!". Male subject noted the reaction, shot me a dirty look, then continued to an unknown destination. Response: Terror, fear, pride, amusement, then relief after the fact. Lesson: My daughter is not only JUST LIKE ME, but also is trying to get me killed.